CULT OF THE DEAD COW: Lovely new t-file for your edification!

Lovely new t-file for your edification!

Posted by DSE at 9:16 PM on February 16, 2006 | Comments (8) |

Grandmaster Ratte' sez:
Light! Refreshing! A pleasure to behold! It dances upon your cheeks, and peppers your eyelids with butterfly kisses. What is it? cDc's latest text file, #403 - "Modern Love." This one is a debut from NSF-member Trammel, and edited by Myles Long. Read it, won't you?

WE ARE ORPHANS. TRAPPED ON A WORLD WE DON'T UNDERSTAND. HUNTED DOWN BY THOSE WHO WOULD OPPRESS US.

WE HAVE PSYCHIC POWERS THEY DESIRE, AND FEAR.

WE TRAVEL AT NIGHT WITH OUR PET CAT, "WINKY."

WHAT MUST WE DO? ESCAPE TO WITCH MOUNTAIN!!

Like a kiddie X-Files from mid-'70s Disney. Possibly based on weird Mormon sci-fi. Pretty cool? Yes. Yes it is.

Comments

First point of business -- #403 is awesome. Good job Trammy, represent.

Second point, I love those Disney movies. I bought both Escape from Witch Mountain and Return to Witch Mountain (the more entertaining of the two, I thought) a couple of years ago on DVD. The gang from the second one was the cooliest.

Posted by Flack at 11:04 AM on February 17, 2006

Uhhmmm... Am I the only person who got this strange idea of associating the text number and it's title?

403 Forbidden - Modern Love.

As about the text file itself, it's great!

Posted by Devolish at 4:17 PM on February 17, 2006

I haven't seen that in sooooo long. I remember digging it though.

Posted by hardwire at 8:17 PM on February 17, 2006

Nice work, Trammel!

Posted by jtesta at 8:33 PM on February 17, 2006

Love it!

Posted by MiB at 7:32 AM on February 18, 2006

Sorry to point out your mistakes yet again, but you posted a php file.

http://www.cultdeadcow.com/cDc_files/cDc-0403.php

Not all php php files are text files.

Posted by agent at 10:45 AM on February 18, 2006

agent: no one said that all php files were text files. this particular file is a text file. your logic is flawed. just because A > B in all cases does not mean that A > B in every case.

sorry to point out your mistakes yet again.

Posted by jorge at 11:58 AM on February 18, 2006

Logic is over rated! I let computers run my whole pathetic life now.

Google 7427466391.com
Why are they taking my "lot" from the "cavalcade of hopeless despair" ?

Posted by agent at 12:46 PM on February 18, 2006

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