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cDc communications sez:
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

CULT OF THE DEAD COW (cDc) Appoints Paris Hilton as Honorary Member of its Ninja Strike Force

Elite Team Stands by Hilton in Light of Alleged Hacking

New York, NY - September 6, 2006 -- CULT OF THE DEAD COW (cDc), a prominent group of technology activists and inspiring thought leaders, hereby announces the appointment of Paris Hilton (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_Hilton) as an honorary member of its Ninja Strike Force (http://www.ninjastrikeforce.com/?page_id=5).

In light of Ms. Hilton's alleged hacking of the voicemail accounts of Lindsay Lohan and other celebrities (http://www.tmz.com/2006/08/23/company-says-hiltons-a-hacker-lohan-a-victim/), the group has decided to offer her one of its highest honors as a show of support. This marks the first celebrity appointment to the cDc Ninja Strike Force.

"Our technological exploits have also been misunderstood by the media. We support Ms. Hilton in this anxious time. People like us have to stick together," said Anthony Trammel, a cDc spokesperson. "As a result, CULT OF THE DEAD COW has conferred upon Paris Hilton an honorary membership in the Ninja Strike Force, with all the rights, privileges, and responsibilities thereunto appertaining."

ABOUT CULT OF THE DEAD COW
Founded in Lubbock, TX, CULT OF THE DEAD COW (cDc) is the most influential hacking group in the world. The cDc alumni list reads like a Who's Who of hacking and includes a former Presidential advisor on Internet security, among others. The group is further distinguished by publishing the longest running e-zine on the Internet [est. 1984], stretching the limits of the First Amendment, and fighting anyone or any government that aspires to limit free speech.

URLs
cultdeadcow.com
ninjastrikeforce.com
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cult_of_the_Dead_Cow
tmz.com/2006/08/23/company-says-hiltons-a-hacker-lohan-a-victim/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_Hilton

Media contact: press@cdc-nsf.com

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Her alias will be.... "P-hiltorX"
XD
funnyest crap ever.

The most influential hacking group in the world hired Paris Hilton as an honorary meber! Unbelievable. Looking at this nature of technology, cult of the dead cow must be dead!


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