...are nice, yes?  You should google them right now.  While you're doing that, have a listen: in celebration of the beginning of the HAWT season, here is an e.p. of songs from my kitchen to yours.

From left, clockwise: C.L.A.W., Make Me Purdy Barbee, The Shogun Warryyer, Professor Tree, THE BELL HELMET, Demon Gene, TCWF (The Car With Feelings), and Gumby Damnit.

hey there, my ever conspiratorial, never conceptional side-kick Ruin Gebirk has entered a strange but minimal, not so aggressive but rather progressive techno track in a more or less hiphop focused contest. it features vocals by tom waits and a sound shemata derived from a steam engine train (sort of).
it can be listened here Tom Waits Train Ride (techno)
you are kindly asked to vote for this effort. to proove that you are really a unique human being capable of entering this voting procedure as an individual you need only a valid email adress. should Ruin win the 1000 $ (which is rather unlikely, considered the fact that it is a rather blatant contribution to a pop-music contest) you all will be invited to a night of heavy drinking (leave your email below this post) taking place in Berlin sheduled for sometime in December.
with hope for your highly appreciated support, i remain,
elliot

I have determined that the following three items are worthy of your attention this weekend.

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SOURCE Barcelona is next Monday and Tuesday (9/21-9/22) at the Museu Nacional D’art de Catalunya in Barcelona, Spain. Topics range from security of next-generation telco services to secure kernel development for Windows, with a hearty helping of everything in between.

This conference is not to be missed. I can already anticipate the cries of "but I'm nowhere near Spain!" Your geographic location is of no concern to DSE.

Come for SOURCE, stay for La Mercè. You could use a little more culture in your life, after all.

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MUDGE FOR CYBERCZAR

You may or may not be aware (though you certainly should be) that Melissa Hathaway, the Obama administration's "cyber czar" resigned last month. As such, there is a petition to have the cDc's very own Mudge appointed in her place.

Sign the petition! NOW!! Don't you want a cyberczar who not only knows what's what about security but also knows how to shred? (Skip to the end...)

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Today, the cDc is releasing NSFer Punkle Jones's hot-hot-hot single "Fried Chikken!"

That's right, it's not one, but two finger-lickin' good versions of the most excellent tune you'll hear all month. As Punkle says, "Hey guys, I made dinner!" Indeed!
Here are the lyrics in all of their splendor:

Girl don't go
Now I'm all alone
Nobody with me
Nobody gets me
Head back home
Down on the farm
Momma's there a-waitin'
Gonna be some masticatin'

Down home'n Mommy
What you cookin' for me
Some greasy fried chicken
F-f-f-fried chicken

Momma caught me cryin'
Told her I was lyin'
About my situation
For public masturbation
Sheriff comin' over
Wanna talk it over
But he won't ever get me
I'll take some chicken with me

Stream it here:


And then download it:

• archive.org (multiple formats available)
• last.fm (mp3)
• Newgrounds (original version)
• Newgrounds (XXXtra Grease remix)

Crank it up. WAY UP.

Download, distribute, listen, repeat.

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There you have it, my children. These are the items to which you will attend in the coming days. Fret not, for I shall be with you as always, for I am DemonSeed Elite, and you are not. Amen!