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vote for Ruin Gebirk
hey there, my ever conspiratorial, never conceptional side-kick Ruin
Gebirk has entered a strange but minimal, not so aggressive but rather progressive techno track in a more or less hiphop focused contest. it
features vocals by tom waits and a sound shemata derived from a steam
engine train (sort of).
it can be listened here Tom Waits Train Ride (techno)
you
are kindly asked to vote for this effort. to proove that you are really
a unique human being capable of entering this voting procedure as an
individual you need only a valid email adress. should Ruin win the
1000 $ (which is rather unlikely, considered the fact that it is a
rather blatant contribution to a pop-music contest) you all will be
invited to a night of heavy drinking (leave your email below this post) taking place in Berlin sheduled for sometime in December.
with hope for your highly appreciated support, i remain,
elliot
DSE asks and ye shall obey
SOURCE Barcelona is next Monday and Tuesday (9/21-9/22) at the Museu Nacional D’art de Catalunya in Barcelona, Spain. Topics range from security of next-generation telco services to secure kernel development for Windows, with a hearty helping of everything in between.
This conference is not to be missed. I can already anticipate the cries of "but I'm nowhere near Spain!" Your geographic location is of no concern to DSE.
Come for SOURCE, stay for La Mercè. You could use a little more culture in your life, after all.
MUDGE FOR CYBERCZAR
You may or may not be aware (though you certainly should be) that Melissa Hathaway, the Obama administration's "cyber czar" resigned last month. As such, there is a petition to have the cDc's very own Mudge appointed in her place.
Sign the petition! NOW!! Don't you want a cyberczar who not only knows what's what about security but also knows how to shred? (Skip to the end...)
Today, the cDc is releasing NSFer Punkle Jones's hot-hot-hot single "Fried Chikken!"
That's right, it's not one, but two finger-lickin' good versions of the most excellent tune you'll hear all month. As Punkle says, "Hey guys, I made dinner!" Indeed!
Here are the lyrics in all of their splendor:
Girl don't go
Now I'm all alone
Nobody with me
Nobody gets me
Head back home
Down on the farm
Momma's there a-waitin'
Gonna be some masticatin'
Down home'n Mommy
What you cookin' for me
Some greasy fried chicken
F-f-f-fried chicken
Momma caught me cryin'
Told her I was lyin'
About my situation
For public masturbation
Sheriff comin' over
Wanna talk it over
But he won't ever get me
I'll take some chicken with me
Stream it here:
And then download it:
- archive.org (multiple formats available)
- last.fm (mp3)
- Newgrounds (original version)
- Newgrounds (XXXtra Grease remix)
Crank it up. WAY UP.
Download, distribute, listen, repeat.
There you have it, my children. These are the items to which you will attend in the coming days. Fret not, for I shall be with you as always, for I am DemonSeed Elite, and you are not. Amen!
News for September 1
Oxblood Ruffin has written an opinion piece entitled "Gary McKinnon: Wanted, Dead or Alive" for our friends at BoingBoing. It is worth a read.

Gary McKinnon and his mother, Janis Sharp
Gary McKinnon is a Scottish technical expert, or as he is referred to by US federal prosecutors, the perpetrator of "the greatest military hack of all time." This claim is "total fucking bullshit", a phrase common amongst information security professionals.
Although Mr. McKinnon has high name-recognition factor in the United Kingdom he is virtually unknown to the American public. He is a mentally challenged hacker who waltzed through ninety-seven US military Web sites before being caught. Mr. McKinnon was looking for evidence of UFOs. He has Asperger Syndrome, a form of autism. It doesn't make him Rain Man but it does create a different perceptual framework.
Gary McKinnon was arrested in the UK in November 2002 after a thirteen month hacking spree into US military networks. He was eventually caught because he used his own email address to download a program called RemotelyAnywhere. Before the bust McKinnon had been under surveillance by Britain's High Tech Crime Unit. But then he did that, dare I say, retarded thing.
Gary McKinnon left his email address plus a number of taunting messages such as, "Your security is crap" on US military servers. Personally, I think the messages were on the polite side. America's military network security is the cyber equivalent of Swiss cheese. My granny could have pulled off McKinnon's hacks and she was well in the grave before they even transpired. Because remember, if you wanted to intrude into US military sites in 2001 all you had to do was key in: user = guest; password = hello.
...
The British public stopped asking for justice for Gary McKinnon some time ago. Now they're demanding it.
In other news, Chamuco/Danny Quist (NSF) will be speaking (along with Lorie M. Liebrock) at VizSec 2009 on October 11, 2009. His topic will be "Visualizing Compiled Executables for Malware Analysis," which has been nominated as the conference's best paper. Attendance is mandatory.
Lastly, you will now follow COWFEED on on twitter. You know you need more cDc love. FOLLOW IT!!!1 You will do this, for I am DemonSeed Elite, and you are not. Amen!
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