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Privacy Policy Version 1.0

cDc communications/CULT OF THE DEAD COW ("cDc") operates several websites including cultdeadcow.com, ninjastrikeforce.com, and bovinedawn.com. It is cDc’s policy to respect your privacy regarding any information we may collect while operating our websites.

Website Visitors


Like most website operators, cDc collects non-personally-identifying information of the sort that web browsers and servers typically make available, such as the browser type, language preference, referring site, and the date and time of each visitor request. cDc’s purpose in collecting non-personally identifying information is to better understand how cDc’s visitors use its website. From time to time, cDc may release non-personally-identifying information in the aggregate, e.g., by publishing a report on trends in the usage of its website.

Technical Logs


cDc collects IP addresses and browser information which are used when accessing this web site. These technical logs are not personally identifiable, and cDc makes no attempt to link them with the individuals that use the web site. The log files are only collected for internal system analysis and benchmarking purposes and are deleted after a maximum of 90 days. cDc may only store summarized access statistics not containing any IP addresses or other personal information.

Web Cookies


cDc does not use web cookies for user tracking or for reading data from your computer. cDc may, however, use cookies to enable persistent user sessions, such as on a web forum. Certain features of cDc’s websites may not function properly without the aid of cookies.

No Spyware


While some cDc software products may be identified as malware by certain anti-virus packages, cDc does not install any kind of spyware, adware, or malware with or as part of any of its software products. All cDc software products are free from any kind of such spyware, adware, or malware (though products on some of our affiliate sites may not be; refer to those sites for details).

Children's Privacy


cDc sites and services are not designed to attract children. Accordingly, we do not intend to collect personal information from anyone we know to be under the age of consent.

Links to Other Web Sites


The web site may contain links to other web sites. cDc is not responsible for the content and the privacy practices of these web sites.



cDc reserves the right to change this privacy policy at any time. In such cases we will take every reasonable step to ensure that these changes are brought to your attention by posting all changes prominently on the cDc web site(s) for a reasonable period of time, before the new privacy policy becomes effective.



If you have any questions or comments regarding this privacy policy, please do not hesitate to contact the cDc.



This privacy policy has been developed based on the guidelines for online privacy policies, published by the Online Privacy Alliance.


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